1. badassbunnie:

    Breaking Baaaaaaaaaaaad

    (via edenross)

  2. milotlc:

    Mom… dad… I’m moving out

    (via edenross)


  4. notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    (via noo0dlez)


  6. burgerkid:



    Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

    His mummy.

    i lost 10 followers already

    (via peaceloveandmonster)


  7. asspunker:

    LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  8. cyrilmusic:





    this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

    they are showing them as people

    not as gays and straights

    fuckin love this commercial

    can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

    fuckin useless husbands

    they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

    they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

    this post got better

    (Source: highonawindyhill, via emptymindhollowheart)

  9. (Source: groinxtwerk, via m0tleybrew)


  11. pemsylvania:

    proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

    (via gingerrjesus)


  12. nippled:

    annoying online and irl

    (via crystallized-teardrops)


  13. "Have more than you show,
    Speak less than you know."
    — William Shakespeare  (via gebeine)

    (Source: yimmyayo, via gothamcityyy)


  14. whorville:

    Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

    (via tbhlesbian)